SloPpY Hoes Shop

You know you want it… So,

“Sloppyhoes Tee Shirt Company exists for the women who treat chaos like a personality trait and bad decisions like a résumé. We don’t sell tees to the organized, the punctual, or the emotionally stable — we sell to the ones who think ‘self‑care’ means canceling plans and ordering fries at midnight. Our customers are the women who show up late, leave early, and somehow still make the most noise in between. They’re the ones who call their ex ‘just to talk,’ forget birthdays but remember drama, and believe that a messy bun is a spiritual practice. Every shirt is stitched with the energy of half‑finished plans, questionable texts, and the kind of confidence that only comes from ignoring consequences. Sloppyhoes Tee Shirt Company: because being a lovable disaster is way more fun than being boring.”